Welcome to Rule 34, Agent Simmons. We hope you enjoy your stay.
I had high hopes for Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. when it first aired…unfortunately those hopes were squashed within the first few episodes. I don’t know if it was sadism or a lack of other shows on TV at that time, but I stuck with it while all my other friends tapped out. Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. did get slightly better over time and I actually started to enjoy the show a bit more (by that I mean I stopped playing iOS games during entire episodes), but then something amazing happened. A little movie called Captain America: The Winter Soldier came out and all of a sudden Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. was actually relevant to the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Who knows if Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. will get a second season or not (even with the The Winter Soldier tie-in the show’s ratings are abysmal – maybe next time Joss Whedon won’t make his brother Jed a show runner considering he also ruined Dollhouse), but for now I am legitimately enjoying the show and hows it keeps its upwards momentum.
I’m not gonna lie, one of the reasons I stuck with Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. was because of Agent Jemma Simmons (played by Elizabeth Henstridge). She the perfect mixture of hot and nerdy, plus that accent is bonkers. The funny thing is, agents Fitz and Simmons started out as the show’s weakest link, but over time they’ve become my two favorite characters. Hopefully we’ll get to see more of them if Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. gets renewed, and hopefully we’ll get more Jemma Simmons hentai in the future as well.
Art by ShooterM ~ Hentai Foundry
It’s nice to see Tony Stark branching out into new markets with his Iron Man technology. I bet he sells a lot of those custom vibrators to the superheroine community.
Think about it, what else is Ms. Marvel (or She-Hulk, Spider-Woman, Rogue, etc) going to use to get off? Normal dildos and vibrators? I think not. These ladies need something a bit more powerful and that’s where Tony comes in.
I wonder if he also made one that attaches to his Iron Man armor and is linked to his nervous system somehow so he could feel it. That way he could actually fuck one of those women without getting destroyed by them. Ahhhhh the places my brain goes…
Art by The Dirty Monkey ~ Hentai Foundry
Yup… so this is happening.
If you’ve been frequenting this site for a while you’ve probably noticed that I don’t post much beastiality hentai. It’s not that there isn’t a lot of it, or that I don’t dig it, I just made a decision to not post it when I started MPL Toons. Now, for the life of me, I can’t remember why I did that. So, fuck it – if I see cool shit like this then I’m gonna post it. I hope you guys can dig it.
And btw, even if beastiality hentai isn’t your bag, you have to admit that the animation is pretty damn good. Even better considering it’s The Amphioxus’ first attempt at it. You gotta admit, that’s pretty fucking impressive.
Art by The Amphioxus ~ Hentai Foundry
Yup, I think it’s safe to say that Jill Valentine is truly fucked at this point. Literally and figuratively speaking.
Art by OptionalTypo ~ Hentai Foundry
Holy shit you guys, Mummies Alive hentai! Who saw that coming? I fucking didn’t. God I love my job. I mean, I’ve never even seen one single episode of Mummies Alive, but I’m excited that there’s hentai based on it. You know why? Because it means that every time I check Hentai Foundry or Gelbooru there’s a chance I’ll see something I’ve truly never seen before.
Honestly, that’s my favorite part of the day – When I wake up and first check Hentai Foundry while eating my breakfast. It’s feels like infinite possibilities lay before me and I just have to figure out which ones I want to
whack off to write about. I do that every morning of every day.
As awesome as that is, it does get a smidge boring at times, especially considering that I’ve been doing this for pretty much three years straight. It’s moments like this that gets me excited about hentai again. So, as you can see, even though I don’t really care about Mummies Alive per se, I love the fact that Mummies Alive hentai exists.
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