Posts Tagged ‘Video Games’
I miss Dragon’s Crown. I wish my PS3′s Blu-ray laser didn’t die on me so I can go back and actually play my copy of the game. I was only able to beat it once with the Amazon before the damn thing crapped out on me. I wanted to go back and beat it with the Sorceress too, but alas it wasn’t meant to be. I just hope Vanillaware ports Dragon’s Crown to the PS4. I would love to see those hand-drawn graphics (and the Sorceress’ huge knockers) in marvelous next-gen HD!
I don’t know about you all, but I would totally fuck one of my female Rogues if I were Batman. I mean, why wouldn’t I? Especially when they are as hot as Harley Quinn and Catwoman.
Those two have to be some of the sexiest female villains in all the DC Universe. Even more so when Iron Dullahan draws them. I love how curvy he makes his women. Just look at that ass on Catwoman! Goddaaaaaaaaaamn.
See, this is what I’m talking about. How can I be expected to keep things professional with my Rogues when they look like that? Maybe I would just be better off being a supervillain, huh? That way I can have all the villain ass I can get. Now what supervillain would I want to be? Hmmmmmmm……..
The acquisition of Miranda Lawson is a textbook illustration of the importance of thorough planning and preparation.
Phase one (Recon): Subject was monitored covertly for a period of three months. During that time, she changed identities at least seven times and relocated nine times. She appears to have detected our surveillance efforts on at least two occasions; however, she mistakenly attributed these to Cerberus.
Phase two (Contact): Acquisition of subject was expected to be very difficult. It was decided to enlist the aid of her former employer (Cerberus). This proved instrumental to the success of the mission.
From Cerberus we learned Ms. Lawson was trying to locate her sister, Oriana, who was previously under protection of Cerberus. As Ms. Lawson had defected from Cerberus, Oriana was now missing and presumed to have been abducted by Henry Lawson, who was now also affiliated with Cerberus. Ms. Lawson was determined to locate her sister, even at the risk of her own life.
Based on this intelligence, information was leaked to Ms. Lawson pertaining to location of her sister. This was done by LDE agents posing as fellow Cerberus defectors and using Cerberus communication channels and recognition signals that were provided to us for this mission. Ms. Lawson was receptive to this approach, and a meeting was arranged in a lightly populated location with easy access via shuttle.
Phase three (Acquisition): A prototype “mass effect damping” device was purchased from Cerberus. This device counteracts “biotic” effects and disables personal (though not larger) weapons, kinetic barriers, and shields, all of which operate on the same principle (i.e. manipulation of dark energy). As expected, it rendered the subject easily susceptible to tranquilizer darts fired by pneumatic rifle. The dosages were increased (1.0937 times standard dosage for non-enhanced human female of equal body mass) to compensate for her superior toxin resistance.
Phase four (Extraction): Routine. Subject, now immobilized, was secured and extracted via shuttle with doctored “Systems Alliance” markings and registry. Shuttle then docked with a similarly disguised FTL-capable ship. Ship exited Citadel space without incident and proceeded to “mass relay” which had been previously interfaced with Mass Quantic Gate (MQG). To date, no sign of pursuit has been detected.
Phase five (Integration): Minor surgery was required to remove “biotic amp” device, which provided neural interface to implanted element zero.
It looks like Balrog and Sagat decided to have a little fun with Chun-Li between Street Fighter matches. I wonder if she considers this a “win” or a “loss.” The answer would be indicative of the kinda chick she is: Slut or not. Personally, I think she considers it a win. After all, it’s the least rapey of the two choices, and I’d like to think that Balrog and Sagat wouldn’t resort to something like that. I consider them and Vega to be gentlemen-villains. M. Bison, on the other hand, is a whole other story…
Art by Tekuho No Habo ~ Tekuho.xxx
As most of you have probably already noticed, there’s been a huge influx of Overwatch hentai ever since the game was announced at Blizzcon a couple weeks ago. Unfortunately, and much to my chagrin, most of the porn so far has featured the British teleporter, Tracer. Personally, I think Widowmaker is infinitely hotter and deserves much more love from hentai artists. I love her blue skin, skimpy outfit, and cool tech. Thankfully Tarakanovich feels the same way, as evidenced by this stunning pin-up of Overwatch’s resident bad girl sniper.
What do you guys think? Who’s your favorite Overwatch babe? Leave a comment below and let us know.
Art by Tarakanovich ~ Hentai Foundry
Have you ever had one of those days where you woke up and all you wanted to see was Chun-Li getting fucked by giant horse cocks? No? Just me then, huh? Well, thank jeebus for AKA6 then because he’s the only one that gets me lol.
Don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I’m always into beastiality hentai, it’s just that sometimes I want to see it, jah feels? It reminds me of a quite from Chasing Amy by Jason Lee’s character, Banksy..
Variety’s the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I’m in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it’s a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it’s girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do, sometimes – not often, but sometimes – I like the idea of a chick with a horse.
Well said, Kevin Smith. That’s why I used to love your movies. Lately, not so much. Tusk looks interesting so I’ll check that out when it hits Netflix, but I digress. You’re not here to read about me longing for a return to form for Kevin Smith, you’re here to look at hentai, and hentai you shall have!
Not only did AKA6 give us one piece of Chun-Li/horse hentai, but he drew three! Granted, the last one seems to be reindeers and not actually horses, but I don’t think it really matters. All that matters here is that Chun-Li is taking an impossibly large cock inside of her and having it fill her with animal semen. Yup…I just wrote “animal semen” for the first time in my life. Time to smoke a bowl and celebrate.
They had been on the road when it had happened. Accopmanying her bardmaster, Marjolaine, on a secret, high-risk mission to Ferelden, the nation of filthy dog-loving peasants, Leliana was ready to wreak havoc in the Fereldan capital of Denerim. There were scores to settle, as several members of the Orlesian nobility wanted satisfaction for various matters, most commonly public insults. Not a pragmatic lot, the Orlesians were all too invested in their own standing and position within “the Game”, and as such even minor offenses from foreign dignitaries would make them lose respect amongst their fellows.
Naturally, that simply just would not do.
As such, it was better to have said dignitaries removed from play, so that the status-quo of the Game, and through it, their own standing, would continue in a more favourable direction. So, the famed Orlesian bards were sent to deal with matters.
However, as Leliana and her party made camp northeast of Halamshiral, due west of the Fereldan border, the group was attacked by someone hidden amongst the trees. The group fell to the ground, strange darts puncturing their necks as they were setting up their tent, making them fall down as four strangely clad persons came stalking out from the dark forest.
Leliana was on her knees, breathing heavily, feeling an intense weariness spread throughout her. Instinctively she reached for her bow, and with trembling hands she notched an arrow even as her mind filled with mist. The four figures in white approached in a wide semi-circle, about seven meters between each of them. In their hands they held what appeared to be bowless crossbows, but whatever it was, the bard had not seen their like before. She lifted her bow, the numbness in her body barely giving her enough strength to draw the string back. She let the arrow fly, but it went hopelessly wide of her intended target, who seemed perfectly unfazed by the attempt.
The figure – a woman, Leliana now saw – was pointing her strange weapon at Leliana, and following a hushed “fth” sound, another dart hit home, sending Leliana crashing to the ground.
Having planned to strike when the target was on the road and therefore more approachable, well in time before the beginning of the coming “Blight” this world would soon struggle with, the LDE squad’s operation was a complete success, and they disappeared into the night with their quarry back towards the Mass Quantic Gate.
Blizzard just announced their new FPS called Overwatch (a Team Fortress ripoff by the looks of it) at Blizzcon this morning and sure enough there’s already hentai based on one of the game’s character, Tracer. I thought for sure we’d get a pic of Widowmaker first, but I was wrong. The game looks cool – very Pixar-esque – but unless it comes to consoles I’ll never play it.
Anyways, enjoy the Tracer hentai. I’m sure we’ll be seeing a lot more Overwatch fan art in the coming days. If anything looks promising I’ll definitely feature it on the site.